Marriage is full of ups and downs and good and bad.

But at least it makes for some good comedy on Twitter, right?!?!

You bet!

Enjoy these marriage tweets and see if you think any of these tweets remind you of your relationship.

1. I’ve heard this before…

Your greatest hits!

I’m your wife. You might remember me from such hits as “I’m not hungry” and its sequel “Are you going to finish that?”

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 8, 2022

2. I love it!

Now you’re in trouble.

Marriage is wearing the same shirt for three days in a row and on the third day, your husband asking if you got a new shirt.

— Mediocre Mom (@MediocreMamaa) March 17, 2022

3. That’s a win!

Good for you!

Wife is back from her trip and is upset at all the dishes in the sink, but at least they’re not in the dishwasher incorrectly.

— Forward March (@RunOldMan) March 14, 2022

4. The way to do it.

He’s really on to something.

I hope that my husband retires the same way as Tom Brady did. You know… goes back to work after 40 days.

— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) March 14, 2022

5. Good luck with that.

Uh oh…

My husband called my bluff today 🙁 I asked him to do something and he said he would in a bit so I said “Fine, I’ll do it myself ?.” And he said, “Okay, good luck ?.”
???

— Farzana Banana (@FarzanaAlMauzah) March 14, 2022

6. You deserve this!

Good for you!

i’m just assuming my husband and children all walked past the cat puke instead of cleaning it up so that they wouldn’t rob me of the full experience of being a wife and mom

— ??E.?? (@YourMomsucksTho) March 16, 2022

7. Ouch. That hurts.

But you walked right into that one.

*me showing my wife my muscles: Do you see my definition?

My wife: oh yeah, right next to the word asshole.

— Crac⚡ked (@a_simpl_man) March 10, 2022

8. Can you figure it out.

This might get ugly.

My wife said “Sometimes you can be so lazy,” and then she walked out of the room.

I looked at our dog and said “Go find out which one of us she’s talking about.”

— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) March 16, 2022

9. Is this a test?

Be honest with me!

I told my husband I want a new TV for our anniversary and he looked so confused. He said “Is this a test because it really feels like a test?”

— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) March 8, 2022

10. Bored out of your mind.

Zoning out…

I’ve never meditated. The closest I’ve come to thinking about nothing for 30 minutes is the time my husband talked about his fantasy football league.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 10, 2022

11. That’s hot.

Try not to fall asleep!

Me *yawns*: Tired?
Wife *yawns*: No we can *yawns* do it

-married people foreplay

— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) March 8, 2022

Okay, be honest with us…

How is it going with your partner lately?

Give us an update in the comments!