Hey, I’m all for people getting roasted but it should at least be for something worthwhile, don’t you think?
Not something insignificant and not roast-worthy, right?
Check out these tweets from people about folks who got roasted for pretty dumb reasons.
1. Mr. Words.
Years ago when I worked in a large office I used the word ‘trebuchet’ during a conversation with a colleague about castles, was overheard by the obligatory office wankers and henceforth became known as ‘Mr Words’.
— Lapsedcat (@Lapsedcat) January 27, 2022
2. College boy.
You think you’re better than me?
There is a chap in our village whose nickname is ‘college’ – because he went to college.
— 48 Crash (@48_Crash) January 28, 2022
3. Be proud of it!
No shame in your game.
I am a non-native English speaker working in a law firm. I have a better grasp of grammar than most of my colleagues and occasionally get called “Dictionary Corner”. I wear it with pride.
— Golightlyyy ?? (@Golightlyyy) January 29, 2022
4. You asked for it.
And now you can’t shake it.
Once at a YMCA cafeteria in Nottingham, I asked for, “Just a plate of roast parsnips,” and was thereafter Mr Parsnips.
— Stanley Բադ ? (@Stanley_Bad) January 28, 2022
5. Hey there, cowpoke.
I still bet they were cool.
As a teenager in the early nineties I saved up and bought what I thought were an amazing pair of cowboy boots.. to this day if I see any of my old mates from those days they still call me buckaroo ?
— alandel (@alandel1) August 16, 2021
6. The Fonz!
Kids can be rough.
Lad in school wore a faux leather jacket when we were kids. He’s still called Fonzy 30 years later
Another lad in the class wore a coat with a furry hood. He’s still known as Eskimo to this day.
The guy who dared slick back his hair once…. Gringo
Kids are ruthless
— Ciarán Halpin (@cihalpin) August 16, 2021
7. Good luck to you.
They don’t mess around in Ireland.
Props to anyone who tries to be fashionable in ireland i wore a red beret once in waterford and someone called me super mario
— lady of sophistication (@janky_jane) August 15, 2021
8. I was here first!
That was rude…
i wore an orange rain poncho to an outdoor show at prospect park during a storm and some girl who was on the phone trying to find her friends said “Yeah I’m standing next to someone who looks like a fucking traffic cone”
— miserable nonbinary candy (@billyanania) August 17, 2021
9. Hahaha. Yes!
Came back home with a jacket I bought in Manchester thinking I was cool…first pub I walk into…. “If it isn’t Sgt.Pepper” pic.twitter.com/sqkwQKzBSg
— Thomas McCaffery (@JoinThomasToday) August 16, 2021
10. Lara Croft in the house.
I guess you had it coming…
I was walking through Lower East Side in tank top, shorts, and boots on my way to a show. I thought I was dressed sensibly for summer, usually kept my hair in a braid so it’d be out of the way. Irish lad passing by told his friends, “fuck me, it’s Lara Croft.” WELP.
— Skele-kate (@thebouncingbird) August 17, 2021
11. And…you got roasted.
Once in my early 20s I decided to try a fedora. Was super self-conscious about it, but decided to wear it one night. Got out of the cab, where 2 dude-bros were walking by, and one of them goes, “Hey, what’s the scoop?? What’s the SCOOP, pal? Where’s the big STORY, chum?” ???
— Joe (@Swampmo) August 17, 2021
Have you ever been roasted for something stupid?
Tell us your stories in the comments.
We’d love to hear them!