Fact: being broke sucks.
You can’t do anything. You can’t go anywhere. And, unless you’re a big fan of twiddling your thumbs in your spare time, you’re gonna be bored out of your mind.
Take a look at these tweets that prove being broke as a joke ain’t no fun at all.
1. Totally insufficient.
The truth hurts…
It’s OK, funds.
I’m insufficient too.
— Daz? (@HomeProbably) May 1, 2016
2. How does this work?
I just want to know how y’all in high school affording red bottoms while I’m over here eating sleep for dinner. https://t.co/VKOQsHNSMq
— TrapJunya ♻️ (@SaluteEm_Rat) April 23, 2017
3. Let’s just see if it works…
You never know…
God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.
— ???????? (@BigJoe_KE) April 20, 2021
4. Makes sense.
Does this sound familiar?
I’m 1st world poor. Which means I own a smart phone and an expensive laptop so I can go online and check that I have no money in the bank.
— शुऐब (@thatshaikh) January 26, 2015
5. Getting pretty low.
My bank account is more like a countdown to my homelessness
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) May 16, 2014
6. The downward spiral.
This isn’t good.
visualization of my bank account right now pic.twitter.com/t2wTEJFOFR
— sophia white (@sophiamaws) April 13, 2016
7. How did that happen?
Here we go again.
me on payday vs me a day after payday pic.twitter.com/5lXXmdyvA4
— Chris Sotto (@chrismsotto) August 28, 2018
8. I just need 50 bucks!
Not gonna happen!
“Hello darkness my old friend.”
Darkness: I’m not lending you any money.
— summer goth ? (@NicCageMatch) November 22, 2015
9. Homer is usually right.
Words of wisdom.
When Homer Simpson said “I got 3 kids and no money, why can’t I have no kids and 3 money?” I felt that
— Big Yerrrr (@BronxAF) August 26, 2018
10. It’s just the way it works.
Maybe you at least have a bike?
Age 15: someday I’m going to own a Ferrari
Age 20: maybe I’ll get a BMW someday
Age 25: I hope someone in a Mercedes hits me in a crosswalk
— Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) September 9, 2015
11. Let me think about it.
The mugger wasn’t expecting this.
MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I’LL SHOOT YOU
ME: *realize I won’t have to pay student loans back if I’m dead*
ME: I’m thinking.
— Jade Van Kley (@BacklineNurse) February 24, 2015
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