My dog does not follow instructions. Like, at all.
That is probably my fault. I never took her for obedience training.
When I was a kid we trained our dog to follow simple instructions: sit, stay, shake.
My current dog, bred to be a working dog, was a rescue and she’s smart as can be, but I’m pretty sure she willfully ignores me.
So I will not be submitting her resume to Busch for their new product campaign.
Benefits include: Healthcare (pet insurance) and Company Stock (free Dog Brew)
— Busch Beer (@BuschBeer) April 13, 2021
Busch is offering $20,000 plus benefits to the pooch who wins the gig.
What the job entails is not clear, but suffice it to say, my dog is her own person, and she enjoys being a dependent.
When the call went out on Twitter, though, hundreds of puppies (with the help of their people) applied for the job.
Here are 11 of the cutest little applicants social media has ever seen.
1. Boba the Blue Heeler
Even the Twitter-famous service dog threw his hat in the ring!
Dear Sir or Madam,
I’m writing to express my interest in the position of Chief Tasting Officer (CTO) with your prestigious company. I believe that I would be an asset to your team for the following reasons (a thread): #BuschCTOContest pic.twitter.com/uUXbSOOjtw
— Boba the Blue Heeler (@bobablueheeler) April 27, 2021
2. Hank the Saint Bernard
He’ll sample some product while he waits for your call.
Yo! @BuschBeer what ya'all waiting on? My boy Hank is ready to do some promos. pic.twitter.com/X8Ox5sotNB
— TC (@TCstr8) May 23, 2021
3. Ellie the 11YO Mope
She has perfected several different poses.
She is also almost 11, so she's definitely old enough for a brew! And she deserves it
— Келси ?☠️?? (@Twilight_Zones_) April 17, 2021
4. Judge the Golden Retriever
Homeboy’s got ties to the Lou.
This is "Judge", a 3 year old Golden Retriever who resides in Raleigh, NC w/ a vacation home in the mountains. Judge has strong family ties to St. Louis and loyalty to the Busch brand. He likes Clydesdales, the Cardinals, the Arch and is a fair judge. #buschCTOcontest pic.twitter.com/SCCORJgbVX
— Judge Bob Orr (@JudgeBobOrr) April 15, 2021
5. Busch the Floof
He was named for the product he’d be selling, which he loves.
I mean, come on!
Hi yes this is Busch, applying for the #BuschCTOcontest position. Qualifications include:
– Being named Busch
– Loving Busch Dog Brew
– Being the goodest boy pic.twitter.com/4gLvvuthrR
— SpringBlaaaake (@BlakeAndrewPace) April 13, 2021
6. Lou the Silver Lab
Perfect spokes pup for the land of the silver arch!
Hi, @BuschBeer! My name is Lou, and I’m a year old Silver Lab. I would love to take on the resPAWnsibilities of being your professional taste-taster for Busch Dog Brew! I enjoy hanging out with my Dad when he’s drinking beer, but my paws are empty without my own! #buschCTOcontest pic.twitter.com/JSQWsTViRm
— Mar Jo (@marleejoo) April 13, 2021
7. Machetie the American Pit Bull Terrier
Just look at those floppy ears and imagine his head cocked to the side.
#buschCTOcontest this is Machetie & he turns 1 in July. I adopted him a month ago & he’s a sweet muscular Angel who has a very refined palette (re will eat anything) & loves his sissies & brother. He would love to be the CTO sharing his wisdom & energy w your org. Thank you pic.twitter.com/9Itjl6vxtK
— Ashlie Weeks (@ashlie_weeks) April 15, 2021
8. Ollie the Pembroke Welsh Corgi
Have you ever seen a happier face?
My fur baby Ollie would be perfect for this! He’s friendly, handsome, and loves a good brew! 2 year old Pembroke Welsh Corgi. The life of the pawty! He’s a good boy and loves the finer things In life, such as Busch Dog Brew ™️ pic.twitter.com/WDAUIzevx0
— Neil (@Festivetho) April 15, 2021
9. Rex the Bull Terrier
He even has fans who will vouch for him!
I am uniquely qualified to be your spokesdog. I love beer. I'm a connoisseur of fine sticks and have a unique ability to describe taste and texture. (#stickoftheday) And finally, let's face it, I'm handsome.#buschCTOcontest pic.twitter.com/UlO6jjMaJ0
— Rex the TV terrier (@rexthetvterrier) April 15, 2021
10. Tucker the Alaskan Malamute
He’s ready to tackle any mountain. Or any brew.
Meet Tucker! He’s a pup that loves to adventure. He’s taken a dip in the ocean and has climbed some mountains, but there’s nothing he likes more than spending a day at the lake! And, he of course loves to sneak a sip of my drink every time! #BuschCTOcontest pic.twitter.com/z4ZE7DP3Ko
— Lauren (@lolaaatimm) April 16, 2021
11. Kora the Great Pyrenees
Already a viral sensation!
This is Kora, my Great Pyrenees. Many of her videos have gone viral for her taste testing behavior. By fans, she is known as a sommelier, Hannibal lecter, the infamous ice cream tasting man, and the Gordon Ramsey of dogs. Stay tuned for her trying Busch Dog Brew #BuschCTOcontest pic.twitter.com/2RzJR3aooP
— Aly (@AlyConfetti) April 16, 2021
Those doggos are all obviously very good boys and girls, well trained and ready to take on anything.
Which one should Busch choose? Tell us your favorite in the comments.