They say it takes all kinds, and that’s why there are so many different kinds of comedy in the world.
One of my favorite forms of comedy comes by way of Twitter.
That’s right, I mean the viral tweet that makes you laugh every time someone re-shares it.
Not everyone finds them amusing, but if you like a particular brand of weird, then these will hit you right in the funny bone.
1. Both disturbing and completely hilarious
Also, please get those away from me IMMEDIATELY.
They look like something out of a terrifying Dr. Who.
Need a gift for someone you hope never speaks to you again? pic.twitter.com/3DFnn7ZkHw
— S.H. Cooper (@MsPippinacious) June 4, 2021
2. You know, I’ve been wanting to start a business
And there’s nothing better than a punny business name.
Gonna start a sperm donor agency called “get a load of this guy”
— alexandria i guess (@alexfromoakland) April 9, 2021
3. Now that’s just mean
But also I’m laughing. Don’t tell anyone.
my son bet me that he could make a piece of paper fly farther than i could so he spent 10 minutes making the fanciest paper airplane i’ve ever seen. the look on his face when i crumpled mine into a ball and launched it across the house was priceless. sucks to be a loser lmao
— cam (@climaxximus) April 14, 2021
4. I basically want to do this at least once a day
Like in the middle of Zoom meetings, I want to.
Some guy in the middle of our exam just slammed his hands on the table and yelled “Literally what the fuck” and like I feel u dude
— Tara Kennelly (@tkennelly_) October 23, 2017
5. I feel like I know this person
And this is completely legit. Just being clear.
Every time I talk about milk, I clarify "not breastmilk." It's unnecessary and it makes people uncomfortable.
— jess (retired) (@jessokfine) August 8, 2015
6. That’s what we call a classroom Whoopsie
It’s okay. We’ve all been there. Right?
Tbt that time my teacher's computer wasn't working so she plugged the projector to one of the students' computers pic.twitter.com/WbA9KQayh9
— _kairy_draws_ (@_kairy_draws_) May 27, 2021
7. You know… she’s not wrong
Other than midnight. Why does 12 get so much special treatment?
So unfair that noon is the only time that gets a nickname. Gonna start calling 4pm Bonky
— maya sharma… (@goodjobmaya) June 14, 2021
8. I can get on board with this
Although I think “Chewbacky” would be even funnier.
Her: What’s wrong?
Me: I had a dream about a Star Wars themed tobacco product called Chewbacoo.
— Joel Wade (@Wahday44) June 10, 2021
9. I’m not comfortable with how identifiable this is
Not comfortable at all.
me: tell my gf i love her
murderer: [sighs] write her number down
me: ok but text, she hates talking on the phone
murderer: oh for sure, same
— Murtuza Tohfafarosh (@Murtuza_tiger) September 23, 2019
10. There is definitely something very off here
Like, to the point that this person might need a CPS case opened.
absolutely losing it at this youtube thumbnail pic.twitter.com/vFzQpd6Iym
— where's the fudgicles? (@professor_abee) June 11, 2021
10. And last but certainly not least
Hahahahahahahahaha (deep breath…) hahahahahaha
I had a really unfortunate encounter with a mother today who was adamant C-sections were bad somehow and uhh she goes
“It is NOT real delivery!”
And I’m so sorry to the collective whole of society because all I could think to say was
“Well what the fuck is it, DiGiorno?”
— alexander strollo (@thlsmybackup) March 28, 2021
Maybe something is wrong with me, because these are all right up my alley.
What about you? Too hilarious or way off base?
Tell us if you have a favorite in the comments!
