We’re not really in the business of making guarantees, but we’re gonna do it today!
Because these tweets are so darn funny that we are guaranteeing that you’re going to laugh.
And you’re going to laugh HARD.
In fact, you might laugh so hard that you’ll need to take a nap after you peruse these tweets.
So what do you say we get down to business…funny business, that is!
Get started now!
1. I think a lot of people have the same thing going on right now.
She’s everywhere! No doubt about that!
my spotify wrapped pic.twitter.com/EOXSlMmr5Z
— veronica (@soitfuckingoes) November 27, 2022
2. When the dog is over it, it’s time to pack it in.
Can we go home already?!?!
I think my dog is just done with our trip pic.twitter.com/1vU750bzRZ
— Heckin Good Dogs (@HeckinGoodDogs) November 26, 2022
3. I could see you two hitting it off.
Stranger things have happened…
I like Princess Margaret …I can see me smokin cigarettes and eating biscuits wit her
— Cardi B (@iamcardib) November 23, 2022
4. Hang on to that thing for dear life.
He’s never getting it back, is he?
when he asks for his hoody back pic.twitter.com/gwvyoFpcfK
— ivy *.✧ (@ivyluvx) November 27, 2022
5. Care to explain what this is?
Things are about to get awkward…
My brother & his husband are hosting thanksgiving and I wonder what my parents think this decoration in their bathroom is pic.twitter.com/2ZYZzrEFnu
— Benj (@benjrainwrite) November 24, 2022
6. Sure, why not?!?!
Sound pretty good, don’t you think?
I don’t want kids but I’d love an epidural
— whatthefelk (@whattheFELK) November 27, 2022
7. Mom really did it this time!
How dare she say that?!?!
my mom just ended my life pic.twitter.com/FQKnc3B0w4
— Roshan Patel (@roshanpateI) June 9, 2022
8. This is all your fault!
Oh…wait a second…
I SAID we supposed to be saving our money!!! pic.twitter.com/zPMecvUDPe
— Speed 🥀 (@Speedfromtx__) June 4, 2022
9. I think he’ll be able to find it now.
At least I hope he will…
My dad couldn’t find google chrome on his pc so I did this. pic.twitter.com/8l6MtEUJ77
— JNR 🦅🖤 (@JNRdeyforyou) June 4, 2022
10. Dude, get a clue…
What do you think he was doing in the office all those years?
my boss was like “people working from home are just pretending to work” and it’s like, dude, what do you think i’m doing in the office?
— Robert Schultz (@_RobertSchultz) June 4, 2022
11. I remember them well!
We really do need to bring them back.
Bring back movie theaters that look like they were designed by Pee Wee Herman. pic.twitter.com/mINcg2LJS9
— EM (@someguy283) June 8, 2022
12. Just sit there and look as sad as you possibly can.
And if you can, start crying…that’ll seal the deal.
*my mom telling the doctor how i feel*
— Invis🍒 (@invis4yo) November 26, 2022
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