You know tweets are really good if they make you snort…
You know what I’m saying?
I’m talking about the ones that you read in public, you snort because you can’t help it, and then you feel silly and totally embarrassed…
Does that ring a bell?
Of course, it does!
Or else you wouldn’t be here!
So quit dilly-dallying around and enjoy these hilarious tweets!
1. And somehow it worked!
What a genius. This man needs a statue. Or a billboard. Or something…
founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists
— nate of the living dead (@MNateShyamalan) August 11, 2022
2. He came through again.
The guy can do it all. That was a close one!
Thank you Spiderman for saving my son's cake ?❤️ pic.twitter.com/BHA9cPpgyj
— MZulu wa Limpopo (@KabeloMohlah02) August 24, 2021
3. Yes…yes, I do.
And here’s the proof. I mean, he looks pretty happy to me.
still think drugs are “cool” and “fun” ??? pic.twitter.com/TZesTkgELx
— Tweets of Cats (@TweetsOfCats) August 26, 2022
4. Stuck in the middle.
Both are pretty entertaining.
my two modes are “borderline doing stand up comedy” and “quiet and scared like a feral kitten”
— professional hater (@alphatransfag) August 25, 2022
5. Don’t stop partying.
No matter what happens…
life finds a way pic.twitter.com/FLuf1uPQAG
— jár (@jarodzsz) August 30, 2022
6. Treat yourself!
You really deserve it.
Me: I want Starbucks
Me: Anything for u princess
— 777 (@bm______01) August 31, 2022
7. Here we go again.
It never ends…
well well well if it isn’t me writing all the things from last week’s to-do list on this week’s to-do list
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) September 1, 2022
8. This is gross.
And now we’re all grossed out.
us twizzler enjoyers are shamed and berated every day and for what. there's nothing wrong with wanting to chew on electrical wires like i'm just being who i am
— jake (@huntichon) August 6, 2022
9. I want a do-over!
To ruin it, I mean…
i wanna be 14 again & ruin my life differently. i have new ideas.
— yessir (@priinnyvert) August 4, 2022
10. This is actually a brilliant observation.
We salute you!
cows are pretty calm considering the whoIe fIoor is food
— ? ? (@CodeineFridge) June 19, 2022
11. It’s time to admit it…
This is the first step.
It is okay to admit when you make a mistake and it's time for us all to acknowledge that we took eyelashes too far
— Lauren Ashley Smith (@msLAS) October 4, 2022
12. This is brilliant.
For all the fungi fans out there. Mushroom humor for the win!
I'm sorry but "non-fungible" will always mean "impossible to turn into a mushroom" to me
— Stacy's Flag Means Horror?️ (@DarkLiterata) October 7, 2022
Now we want to hear from you.
Do you have some tweets up your sleeve that make you laugh every single time you look at them?
Actually, do you have any tweets that make you SNORT?
Well, don’t keep them all to yourself! Share them with us and the other readers on here!
Do it in the comments!
And thanks in advance!