Dearly beloved…we are gathered here today to present you with tweets that will bring you immense pleasure…
And you better believe that we’re not lying, friends!
Does this proposition sound agreeable to you, or what?
I thought you’d be pretty into this idea!
I mean, let’s get real, who wouldn’t want to laugh their a** off at some hilarious tweets, right?
Now quit messing around and take a look at these beauties and get prepared to laugh!
1. Yeah, WTF?
Not at all like the movies.
disney made turning 16 such a big deal i turned 16 and my life went to shit
— juju ? (@ayeejuju) June 22, 2022
2. You’re like this now, aren’t you?
We all are!
that's right pic.twitter.com/TxiWwktnbN
— ❀ (@cosyluv) July 7, 2022
3. You can never spoil them enough.
That’s a fact!
Them: your pets are spoiled
Me: they are competitively compensated for the user experience they provide
— Soren A Eleven Y ??❤️ (they/them) (@uxnotyoux) July 7, 2022
4. For real!
This needs to be normalized.
Why is trying to eat any kind of flaky pastry in public so unnecessarily humiliating?
— Jada (@Jadawesome) June 25, 2022
5. You should have been in bed hours ago.
This doesn’t look good…
when it’s 4am and mfs talking about “what’s the next move” pic.twitter.com/JfOAslUFe0
— ?️en (@NoCloutBen) July 8, 2022
6. That’s too much to ask.
WAY too much…and real friends know not to call, right?
i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages
— jea (@420insidejob) August 26, 2022
7. You are now officially OLD.
Just roll with it.
i used to be young and cool and now when it rains i say things like “this is good. we needed this”
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) July 18, 2022
8. Sounds amazing.
Let us know if you actually pull it off.
I would be sooooo good at not having a job … like okay this week im going to make strawberry rhubarb pie next week we're working on our posture
— rebecca jennings (@rebexxxxa) July 18, 2022
9. Uh oh…
This is THE WORST.
when u make an excuse not to go out & they come up with a solution pic.twitter.com/TgRaOjTwdy
— Luis Vercetti (@97Vercetti) July 18, 2022
10. I think you’re right.
It would be…groovy, baby.
I do think a new Austin Powers movie could heal the world
— Grace Freud (@GraceGFreud) July 27, 2022
11. Put it everywhere.
me after taking a photo of myself i actually like: pic.twitter.com/5ZSwiLNDIm
— girls stan account (@girlsstanacc) July 31, 2022
12. Good for you!
You can never have enough…
I finished my iced coffee even though all of the ice had melted, so I’m really crushing my water intake today
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) October 6, 2022
13. I can see it now…
Get an agent ASAP!
On the way to Yom Kippur services, my 3 year old asked why there are always grown up rabbis instead of baby rabbis. There is a box office hit somewhere in this concept.
— Shannon Gonyou (@GonyouShannon) October 6, 2022
What are some of your favorite tweets?
We’re talking about the ones that get you all worked up and make you laugh your a** off every single time you read them?
You know what we’re talking about!
So please be a friend and share some of those great ones with us in the comments.
We look forward to it!