Dearly beloved…we are gathered here today to present you with tweets that will bring you immense pleasure…

And you better believe that we’re not lying, friends!

Does this proposition sound agreeable to you, or what?

I thought you’d be pretty into this idea!

I mean, let’s get real, who wouldn’t want to laugh their a** off at some hilarious tweets, right?

Now quit messing around and take a look at these beauties and get prepared to laugh!

1. Yeah, WTF?

Not at all like the movies.

2. You’re like this now, aren’t you?

We all are!

3. You can never spoil them enough.

That’s a fact!

4. For real!

This needs to be normalized.

5. You should have been in bed hours ago.

This doesn’t look good…

6. That’s too much to ask.

WAY too much…and real friends know not to call, right?

7. You are now officially OLD.

Just roll with it.

8. Sounds amazing.

Let us know if you actually pull it off.

9. Uh oh…

This is THE WORST.

10. I think you’re right.

It would be…groovy, baby.

11. Put it everywhere.

That’ll work!


12. Good for you!

You can never have enough…

13. I can see it now…

Get an agent ASAP!


What are some of your favorite tweets?

We’re talking about the ones that get you all worked up and make you laugh your a** off every single time you read them?

You know what we’re talking about!

So please be a friend and share some of those great ones with us in the comments.

We look forward to it!