My favorite thing about the Nextdoor app is that it lets me know, without a doubt, which neighbors of mine are total psychos.

And if you have the app, you know exactly what I’m talking about.

In pretty short order, you figure out who to avoid at the next block party and who you probably shouldn’t even make eye contact with when you walk down the street.

It’s delightful!

Take a look at these funny and petty posts from Nextdoor and let us know if any of this stuff looks familiar.

1. FYI…

This is not a dating site!

2. Beware of the cat.

Always up to no good.

3. Is there a Satanic cult out there?

Time to get nervous…

4. I see what you did there!

I’m a big fan…

5. Let’s take a poll.

Well, that’s interesting…

6. Ummm, I don’t think that’s right.

Just letting you know!

7. I don’t think that’s a dog.

I’m no expert, but…

8. The saga of Kathleen and Carol…

Here we go again…

9. Putting some feelers out there.

I wonder if it worked…

10. That didn’t go well.

What a jerk!

11. There’s only one, right?

That’s what I thought…

12. Should be any day now.

I think…

Do you have any bad neighbor stories?

If so, please share them with us in the comments.

Thanks a lot!