Alright, ladies and gents, are you ready to get your laugh on?
I mean, are you REALLY ready to have a good time and let your worries just melt away for a little while?
Well, you’re in the right place. Because we have a lineup of funny tweets that we just know are gonna make you laugh your faces off!
Let’s take a look and enjoy the hilarity together!
1. I’ve really been getting into raccoon tweets lately.
Hey, it’s part of my lifestyle now.
a group of raccoons is called a trash panda-monium
— Amy (@cableknitjumper) October 17, 2020
2. This is amazing.
And it pretty much sums up all dad behavior out there.
My dad and I went to a restaurant and the waiter pointed at the QR code on the wall and said “thats our menu” and left and my dad looked at it really close and said “Is this some kind of joke”
— john is toast (@johnistoasted) October 17, 2020
3. Good luck with that.
Keep your fingers crossed. This could be the one!
found a husband maybe pic.twitter.com/g62GMeDtMZ
— matt (@mattjbernstein) October 16, 2020
4. Wow. Let this one sink in.
Anybody have any thoughts on this?
"somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in february of last year" laid the groundwork for gender discourse to enter the mainstream
— jes tom ?? (@jestom) October 16, 2020
5. It’s a pretty tense situation to watch unfold.
Will they go for it? Or not?!?!
Sometimes I visit West Elm just to watch a middle-aged couple decide whether to take a chance on teal.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) October 19, 2020
6. This is pretty terrible.
But we’re glad you shared it with the world. Thank you!
Go ahead and put “no need to reschedule” on my tombstone pic.twitter.com/Uu6xMegGIZ
— Francesca (@FrannieDB94) October 16, 2020
7. That’s usually the missing piece.
I know how we can make this work!
— Femcuck Fatale (@ZeeZeeMooMoo) October 16, 2020
8. Like you didn’t plan this?
We all know the truth!
My sister acts like her own baby just shows up wearing the same thing pic.twitter.com/GhGLPdk0vp
— Kirstyn (@kirstlatham) October 16, 2020
9. Well, there’s that part.
But besides that, it’s really great.
living with your parents is fun cause it’s free except for the small cost of your mental wellbeing
— ꧁Madimoiselle꧂ (@drivingmemadi) October 17, 2020
10. That’s how you can tell.
Just for the future, FYI.
When people start to talk to me about sports I have to interrupt like, “Oh nonono, bb. See, I’m an Animal Rescue Queer not a Sports Queer. You can tell because I’m covered in hair and open-mouth kiss every dog I meet.”
— Janine Brito (@janinebrito) October 18, 2020
11. I’m gonna start using this.
I really love this idea!
When people call my phone, I answer with "Why?" instead of "Hello."
— Trey (@treydayway) October 17, 2020
12. We need to have a talk.
It’s about your oral hygiene.
I started leaving a toothbrush at my boyfriend’s house. Hopefully he’ll finally take the hint and start using it.
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) October 25, 2020
13. It is frustrating, isn’t it?
You gotta do it, though!
How I walk back in the front door when I forgot my damn mask pic.twitter.com/Jf1tPjARrp
— Ben Yahr (@benyahr) October 24, 2020
Now we’d like to hear from you.
In the comments, please share something funny that you’ve seen on social media lately.
We want tweets, memes, jokes, photos, etc.
Thanks in advance!