Hot Or Not?
Do you remember that website where you could vote on whether people were hot or not?
I’m not sure if that site is still around but today we’re going to get the AskReddit version of that fun game!
Check out how people rated themselves on the hotness scale!
“I think i was a 6 growing up.
But now that ive matured into my late 30s im a solid 7.”
“Man, I went from 4 to 8 to 5 in the span of 20 years.
Metabolism is a b**ch.”
3. Ugly duckling.
“I’m definitely the ugliest of my friend group but I make up for it with my…
Nope, got nothing.”
4. “Older hot.”
“I was objectively pretty hot when I was younger. Now I am an older hot, which is weird.
Younger guys really dig me but I’m like, you weren’t even born when the Challenger blew up and I was at university.”
5. It depends…
“Out of 10?
Where are we pooling from?
In Los Angeles or Charleston, West Virginia?”
6. On the rise.
“Right now, I think I’m a… -4.
But I think I could clean up into a nice 2.8 if I’m lucky.”
7. Do you like dad bods?
“8/10 if you’re into dad bods.
2/10 if you’re not.”
8. Burning up.
“I‘ve had fever for 4 days now, so…
Hotter than I‘m supposed to, I guess.”
9. Liquid courage.
I got b**lied way too much as a kid and my self esteem is non existent.
On a good day with makeup on and liquid courage in my system I can feel like an 7 or 8.”
10. What could it be?
“My gf is a 10/10, I’m a 0/10.
Something about me is a 10, need to figure out what it is.”
11. Do your thing!
“I’m simultaneously kinda pretty and also the hottest b**ch here.
I have confidence.
And I’m vain.”
“Between 8 and 9. 9 on my best days, 8 on the lackluster ones.
Strong jawline, straight-across-board-level shoulders, 6’1”, in good shape, awesome hair, sky blue eyes.”
13. On the right track.
“I think I’m an 8. Getting fitter and drinking less may take me above that.
I base this entirely on a conversation I had with a group of girls during study hall in high school. They were bored and making a list of the hottest guys in school. They were arguing where I fall in 3rd, 4th, or 5th. I was shocked, it was a big high school.
They may have been pulling my leg, but I have internalized the narrative that, and to this day tell myself, out of hundreds of random dudes, I consider myself in the top 5.”
Now it’s your turn.
Tell us how HOT you think you are in the comments.