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Have you been looking to make a change in your life? Improve yourself somehow? Are you tired of reading through mountains of self-help or trying out various religions, or, even more extreme, trying to use a Peloton?
Well, never fear because you don’t need any of that to become inspired. All you need is some tweets.
Consider these suggestions for ways in which you might get a leg up on life.
13. Become a beekeeper
It’s fun, fast, and easy!
A little about me: I’m a beekeeper. I see a bee, I keep it. I don’t care whose bee it is. Should have been watching it better.
— Jessica Fox (@HelloJessicaFox) April 28, 2016
12. Just quit
Be like Pluto – large but not quite large enough for anybody to care.
https://twitter.com/TotallyAllen/status/1396637445228273665
11. Become ungovernable
Power to the people. Quite literally.
become ungovernable pic.twitter.com/UN3NPpqGrK
— terran socialist (@TerranSocialist) May 20, 2021
10. Get your priorities straight
NOBODY misses Theodore’s bassoon recital.
Overheard someone hiss into their phone, “I realize that, but I cannot miss Theodore’s bassoon recital,” and now I have a new catch-all excuse
— Mave (@MavenofHonor) May 27, 2021
9. Check in with friends
Why create masked calls for attention when you can be straightforward?
[using social media a totally normal healthy way] hey is anyone on here proud of me
— sio (@bestinsio) May 28, 2021
8. Move to Canada
Just make sure you do your research first.
You think you could live in Canada, but then you find out they call Kermit the Frog "Green Dennis" or something and the deal is off.
— J.P. McDade (@jp_mcdade) May 27, 2021
7. Get into the improv scene
Or maybe don’t.
my bf, knowing I did a decade + of improv, anytime a dude in ill-fitting jeans and a hoodie comes on TV: hard seeing your ex, huh?
— becca slack (@ohboybeccaslack) May 27, 2021
6. Find your love language
And stick to it.
The five neurodivergent love languages: infodumping, parallel play, support swapping, Please Crush My Soul Back Into My Body, and "I found this cool rock/button/leaf/etc and thought you would like it"
— Myth (@neurowonderful) May 27, 2021
5. Challenge the past
What’s it gonna do, fight you? It’s in the past.
Easy to talk shit about them when they're not around. https://t.co/CjPiUREWQ5
— Jemaine Clement (@AJemaineClement) May 22, 2021
4. Make some art
Truly a masterpiece is what we’ve got right here.
the goggles do nothing pic.twitter.com/NHW1PYUebr
— Matt Selman (@mattselman) May 18, 2021
3. Give to charity
Even if that charity is yourself.
I gave this homeless guy $5 and an old lady behind me told me he's just going to use it for drugs, so I confronted him and asked where I could also get drugs for $5
— Nom_de_Benoît.pdf (@NomDeBenoit) May 26, 2021
2. Do a little snooping
Everyone around you has a story to tell, and some of them are absolutely dangerous.
my friend just told me he accidentally glanced at a guys phone on the train today and the guy was reading the wikipedia page for 'revenge'
— hum dunkin (@hum_dunkin) May 27, 2021
1. Learn from the greats
Goldilocks crawled so that we could run.
snow white broke into a house in the woods and did chores. wow, boring. goldilocks, the true hero, broke in to a house, made some judgements, and then took a nap. i have no notes
— nash flynn (@itsnashflynn) May 25, 2021
I think that oughta be enough to get you started on your self-improvement journey. Do let us know how it goes.
What are your big self-improvement tips?
Tell us in the comments.
Thanks, fam!
