Are you married? I’m not. Someday probably, but not right now. For now my only window into the world of marriage is memes, and they’ve taught me a lot.
Here’s what the land of matrimony looks like, according to marriage memes.
14. Sign me up
Psh, we’re all stay at home now anyway.
13. You snooze you lose
That’s cool, I didn’t want to sleep anyway.
12. Whine and dine
It’s got all the nutrients that a body needs.
11. Picture perfect
I don’t know why this is true but it is.
10. Table manners
Oh you know it’s about to get real now.
9. Lock and load
If you keep doing it wrong, eventually you’ll stop being asked to do it.
8. Hush puppies
Just be cool man, be cool. We don’t want another incident.
7. The lion king
One of them is about to die I’m just not sure which.
6. A spoonful of sugar
Follow me for more lazy life hacks.
5. Stay in your lane
Subtly grabbing onto things for dear life.
4. The eternal cycle
Can the two of ya’ll just get on the same page please, I got stuff to do.
3. Mr. Right
Sounds like you’re in a highly dysfunctional relationship but ok.
2. Flush with pride
Soon I will be king and take my rightful seat on the throne.
1. Winner winner
I’m one of those generic ribbons you get for showing up.
If that’s marriage, sign me up? I guess? I feel very conflicted.
What’s marriage like to you?
Tell us your experience in the comments.