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In the United States there are roughly 380,000 churches.

To put that into perspective for you, that’s about one church per 800 people. It’s 27 times the number of McDonald’s locations, and those things are everywhere.

So, how do you make your church stand out among the crowd? Easy. You come up with a funny sign and let the internet do the rest.

15. Hot and cold

It’s even hotter than the bad place out here.

Sign at local church
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14. East and west

I didn’t know such a level of affection was even possible.

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13. A clean start

It’s not in the original Bible but it’s in the extended cut.

This sign a local church put up.
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12. A balanced diet

Thank you.

This has to be the best church sign I’ve ever seen.
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11. No cheating

Ok, not gonna lie, it took me a second.

This church sign is going hard on the puns
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10. Buzz off

“Hey God, are we totally sure we need these things?”

My personal favorite church sign. And I agree.
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9. Let the rain fall

That’s enough blessings for now, thanks.

Sign at a church in Colorado
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8. Spot heroes

And this commandment is to be held above all else.

Sign at a church in Salem, MA
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7. Now you see me…

…now you don’t.

The Sign Outside a Church in my Town
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6. Closer to thee, Oh Lord

BRB, heading to Heaven.

Never thought I’d see one, but the church sign near my house made me laugh hard today!
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5. Cut to the chase

I shouldn’t have to sell this to you.

Church sign guy hates his job
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4. The golden ratio

It’s actually not a bad bit of advice.

This church sign in CC, TX is winning the sign game.
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3. Grace under fire

This is so cringey it loops back around to funny.

A church sign in my home town…
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2. Oh God

Well, that’s a spicy take for a church.

The sign in front of my friends church … is doing it right!
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1. Special perks

I’m in, you win, I’m done with heat and sin.

Church signs in Phoenix.
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Pretty good. Almost makes me wanna start going back to church.

What’s the funniest sign you’ve seen recently?

Tell us about it in the comments.

Thanks, fam!