It gets to the point where you hardly notice it anymore. How can advertisers manage to stand out?
One solution might be to actually be honest with your slogans. Like these suggestions:
We don’t condone this, but…we get it.
14. Cards Against Humanity
Go too far and lose your friends.
13. Crayola Crayons
Why even waste the wax?
12. The Sims
Now YOU can be a vengeful God too.
11. Paper Towels
For when you really REALLY don’t feel like doing dishes.
How these things ever got popular when pencil and paper exist is beyond me.
But…but the commercials said…
A game designed to show the flaws in capitalism will reveal the flaws in your family.
Who’s got time for 20 whole seconds?
I’m sick…of not tasting something delicious.
The lazy man’s laundry.
4. Dirt Devil
Create trust issues with your dog that will never heal.
3. Old Spice
You don’t know HOW old, sister.
2. Tic Tac
Make sure you shake ’em around for no reason first.
Literally seconds of fun.
I don’t know about you, but I smell a premise for a Mad Men reboot.
If you had a personal honest slogan, what would it be?
Tell us in the comments.