Ah, the wedding day. The big magical time for you and your spouse, the day you’ll never forget.
No matter how hard you might try.
It is a day frequently immortalized by photographs, often very expensive ones, but some caught off-the-cuff. Of the endless supply that’s out there, though, only a few rise to the top to become internet legends that get spread far and wide to the rest of us.
Here are some of those, thanks to Imgur/Reddit.
15. Best in the world
I’d rather have a bottle in front’a me than a frontal lobotomy.
14. You’re outta here
“At our wedding an usher had a rude girlfriend who wanted to be in the middle of pictures (dressed in white!) I got upset but my photographer said ‘I’ll fix it later don’t worry!'”
13. Potato, potato
Ironically this had to cost way more than just a normal invite.
12. The summoning circle
Um. You good, kid?
11. What happens in Vegas
Will haunt you forever.
10. Loving gift
This reminds me of when televangelists offer terrible gifts in exchange for “love offerings” to get around taxing their stupid merchandise.
9. Carry me home
When they talk about the threshold, I’m not sure that’s what they mean.
8. Here comes the somebody
This is like the one unforgivable sin of wedding attire, how do people keep doing this?
7. Keep it classy
I mean, I’ll give ’em this, it’s a brilliant cost-saving measure.
6. Hiding in plain sight
Look, to each their own, but there’s something that hits me weird about hiding from would-be assassins as a form of romance.
5. So stinking happy
I see what you did there.
4. Once again
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING, JUST STOP.
It doesn’t quite roll off the tongue.
2. How cute
But how am I gonna look good for a photo if I’m preventing a plague? Priorities, man.
1. Caught him
I’m not here to kinkshame, but maybe keep this in the bedroom. And yes, that’s motherf**king Carole Baskin.
I can only hope my big day is half as classy.
What’s the weirdest wedding you’ve ever experienced?
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