When people ask me whether I’m a cat person or a dog person, I generally just say “yes.”
Though I will admit that if I’m going to get one as a pet, it’s more likely to be a cat. I kinda dig their self-sufficiency. They’re got their own projects going on and I can respect that.
In any case, they’re all adorable and wonderful, and these tweets are for anyone and everyone who loves either one.
15. A dumb person
Oh man, sick burn.
being a “dog person” or a “cat person” is FAKE! if you don’t love both cats and dogs you are a “dumb person”
— Seth Everman (@SethEverman) March 31, 2018
14. A lesson in consent
Two pats and that’s ALL.
someone said cats are a lesson in consent and so many controlling people hate cats because they can't control them and i haven't stopped thinking about it since
— bunny lee ?? (@hleneeh) September 7, 2020
13. A people person
I had to think about this for a moment but I’m pretty sure it’s correct.
The difference between dog people and cat people: dog people wish their dogs were people. Cat people wish they were cats.
— Simon Sinek (@simonsinek) June 23, 2018
12. An orange one
Hey, that’s a proud heritage.
Isn’t is weird how we have one million dog breeds and everyone is like “goldendoodle” this or “chihuahua mix” that and if you ask someone what type of cat they have it’s just like “an orange one”
— Ali Kolbert (@AliKolbert) September 12, 2019
11. Thems fightin’ words
Don’t wanna go barking up the wrong tree.
me: i’m a pet person. i just like animals
cat person: that’s cool
dog person: CHOOSE A SIDE YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT!
— Oh Skoog (@Skoog) February 19, 2019
10. The hero we need
His heart is in the right place and that’s what counts.
People say "I love dogs b/c my cat would never pull me from a burning building," but my cat tries and fails every day to save me from the shower. What is he going to do? He weighs 8 pounds.
— Tom Kilian (@TomKilianArt) February 4, 2020
9. Orange strikes back
See? PROUD. HERITAGE.
Dog people are like this dog costs $3000 and is hypoallergenic. Cat people are like I found this cat in an engine
— woke drug guy (@wokedrugguy) December 16, 2020
8. Reject the binary
The abyss they stare into is the haunted zone.
I don’t believe anyone is exclusively a dog person or cat person because each animal serves its own important function. If you want a loyal friend who trust and loves you implicitly, get a dog. If you want to know where the ghosts in your house are, get a cat.
— Soren Bowie (@Soren_Ltd) May 18, 2019
7. Read it again
And again and again.
dog people hate cats and cat people hate people
— ᴘᴀᴘᴇʀʙᴇᴀᴛssᴄɪssᴏʀs (@paperbeatstweet) August 7, 2018
6. The price you pay
Please rescue, don’t pay breeders.
Dog people be like this dog was more expensive than my car.
Cat people are this cat entered my house and now I belong to him
— jão (@Joaoninguem_art) December 16, 2020
Step back or get the scratch.
You don’t hate cats you just don’t understand boundaries and how to back off when someone doesn’t want to be touched
— joe biden hate account (@queensandal) August 7, 2020
4. Spoil the broth
Come on, give ’em a chance.
y’all meet one mean cat and let it ruin all cats for you… like HAVE YOU EVER HAD A CAT PURR ON YOU???? how could u hate cats
— kalechip :$ (@justcaem) December 31, 2020
There’s really no denying it.
"Dogs are assholes"
DOG PERSON: YOU'RE an asshole!
"Cats are assholes"
CAT PERSON: Yeah
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) September 3, 2015
2. A true bond
Humanity had its chance.
At least cat people and dog people can bond over how much they hate people people.
— comedycentral (@ComedyCentral) October 17, 2016
1. Real recognizes real
He’s like two steps away from paying the rent.
Dog people: My dog is my CHILD.
Cat people: my cat is a fully grown adult human being that I invited to live with me and now is somehow in charge of my entire household.
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) June 26, 2018
Whether you love cats or dogs, you can rest assured you’re a better person than those who love neither.
Which is your favorite and why?
Tell us in the comments.