Do you remember before? I should hope so. If you can remember later, we need to talk and get you to some kind of scientist immediately.
But if you’re like most of us, and can only recall what’s already been called, then you might just enjoy these posts that celebrate yesteryear.
We can never go back, but that doesn’t mean we can’t hold on, at least a little bit.
Let the dopamine rush in!
15. Have you had your break today?
A special kind of ew.
14. Pour one out
And then you’d lose the lid thingy and all heck would break loose.
13. What’s the story, Wishbone?
I can hear his little doggy voice in my head right now.
12. TIGHT tights
Mel Brooks is an absolute legend.
11. The agony of da feet
Is it just me or did this process always feel supremely awkward?
10. Out in the woods
Dang son, that is one big playground.
9. When tv was TV
I don’t even know how we got these things in and out of our houses.
8. Our precious
Well if you ever do get rid of them, sell, don’t toss.
That DS alone is probably worth $100.
7. The blanket
You know that one we’re talking about.
6. Get ’em fast!
I worked here just before they closed down.
Best day job I ever had – just talking to people about movies all day and occasionally stocking a shelf.
5. Pizza the Hut
Somehow the soda tasted better in that thing.
4. Pop culture
Oh that wacky Bazooka Joe!
3. Rat race
They got a lot of mileage out of that concept.
2. Burst my bubble
I don’t know how they made these things but I’m fairly sure they should never have been near children’s’ mouths.
1. Feel the chemistry
Yo, Mr. White.
I guess not everything was perfect. Just being reminded of that plastic bubble smell is horrendous.
What are you most nostalgic for right now?
Tell us in the comments.