If you’ve watched any installment from a half-baked but still wildly lucrative movie franchise lately, you know that they’re all about family, somehow. And frankly, we want in on that action. Daddy needs a new pair of yachts.
So today, we’re gonna be all about family by presenting ten family tweets. We’ll be together through it all – the ups, the downs, the scrolling, the laughing, the sharing, the commenting. It’s just you and me and you and you and me.
Enjoy these tweets, fam.
10. Gotta run
See if I tried to do this it would sound like I was telling people I had the bends.
My dad’s name is Aaron so when I was little and he said he was going to run errands, I heard “Aarons” and figured that adults just called the chores they had to do by their own name, and to this day I still secretly think of my chores as Ellies 🙂
— tremulous_poodlet (@EllieReedHayden) August 5, 2018
9. Pre kid / post kid
I can’t wait for my nieces to find out how the internet actually works and realize their parents were lying every time they said they “didn’t have that song on their phone.”
Me Pre-Kids: I'm never gonna lie to my kids ever.
Me with Kids: I just got off the phone with Santa, the firefighter dog from Paw Patrol, and the Green Power Ranger, and they all agree, if you don't put your shoes on, they're gonna have to put down another unicorn. 🤦🏾♂️
— TallestDjYouKno 🗽 (@Mr_218) November 18, 2019
8. Laser vision
We are especially attuned to that which matters most.
My 3 year old, who doesn’t notice her pants are inside out or that her shoes are on the wrong feet, can spot a diced onion in her food from 3 feet away
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) February 5, 2020
7. Careful what you wish for
The cash is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Wished I was an adult
— __________. (@owaixmuzaffar07) April 17, 2021
6. The sticker hoarder
Oh man. This one is too real. This one hurts.
If you were the type of child that hoarded stickers because you couldn't commit to sticking them onto something and not be able to remove them in one piece.. congrats, your now an anxious adult!
— 𝖓𝖎𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖊🦇 (@nicole_pumpkins) September 24, 2019
5. Classy, bougie, ratchet
To be fair, she has no idea what any of those words mean and honestly I might not either.
Sometimes I think I’m doing okay and then sometimes I hear the 3yo walking around the house muttering “I’m classy, bougie, ratchet” and start to doubt myself
— Sarah Breen (@SarahJayBee) May 7, 2020
4. The drinking principle
It’s all relative, baby.
Is everyone else’s spouse the most annoying person on earth when they’re drunk and you’re not?
Cool, cool, cool. Just checking.
— Mom and Buried (@momandburied1) April 19, 2020
3. The scam artist
Please send payment in the form of direct wire transfer or Apple Gift Card.
https://twitter.com/ij_ford/status/1246407405178695683
2. Road rage
You really get the inside scoop this way.
My mother likes to use the microphone function rather than typing to text while driving. pic.twitter.com/vshphoob4V
— Austin Taylor (@AustintatiousT) June 14, 2017
1. Get it
Somebody called this “gradmaflage” and I’ll never be ok again.
i told my grandma she looked cute today and she said she wanted to match her favorite chair lol 🤣👵🏽🛋 pic.twitter.com/PSVfeTUO2V
— djbewbz (@djbewbz) February 17, 2019
When we’re here, we’re family. Dang, now I want breadsticks.
What’s your family like?
Tell us about them in the comments.
