Have you ever had a job that you wanted to quit so bad it became the thing you fantasized about all the time?
Like, gone were all the day dreams of riches or fame or exotic vacations or beautiful partners, suddenly the dream you most reached for was just telling your boss to shove it?
Well, it looks like some of these folks brought to us by Reddit might have felt the same, as they didn’t just quit, but quit with a flourish. Because if something is worth doing, it’s worth doing theatrically.
10. Watching the clock
He knew it would be forever before you had to change that battery.
A co-worker posted pictures of himself in random places when he quit. This is the back of a clock, and he quit 2 years ago.
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9. Going extinct
I like the look on the dinosaur’s face. Like he doesn’t wanna get involved in this.
Best way to quit a job (X-post from doodles)
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8. The meaning of life
So sad that it should come to this.
For this Towel Day: Here is how I quit my last job. Sorry for the low picture quality.
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7. Retaliation
There’s so much going on here and I’d like to know about all of it, please.
My coworker went all Wet Seal on our boss today.
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6. Into the great beyond
That is subtle. I wonder how long it took them to notice.
5. To whom it may concern
I would have added “dictated but not read” just for a little razzle dazzle.
My ex-manager wouldn’t give me my last paycheck without a resignation letter…
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4. Breaking point
At least you’re leaving them with something nice to remember you by.
Look what my coworker and I left on the break room table today
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3. I’m not mad
I think you forgot the passive part of the passive aggressive thing you were going for.
2. Put it on the whiteboard
This isn’t a quitting note, this is a whole manifesto.
fb friend posted his resignation white board
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1. A long road ahead
Is that allowed?
Nothing beats quitting. The next day though…?
Have you ever quit a job in style?
Tell us about it in the comments.
