We have a serious question we need to ask you today that requires your immediate and undivided attention…
So we need you to listen up, okay?
Are you ready to get your laugh on?!?!
I mean, are you ready to see some hilarious tweets that are guaranteed to make you laugh or you get your money back?
Well, you happen to be in the right place!
Because we’ve got a handful of tweets here that are totally and unabashedly hilarious.
So what do you say we dive headfirst into some funny tweets?!?!
Start now!
1. You’re gonna get hurt up there!
They’ll never learn, will they…?
airplanes look so ridiculous like get down from there
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) August 29, 2022
2. Poor guy.
He never saw it coming…
Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire
— young tiempo (@YoungTiempo) August 24, 2022
3. A real jokester, isn’t he?
You have a comedian in your house!
My son came and got me, saying there was a serious leak under the kitchen sink. pic.twitter.com/OEqnR1McJ6
— Tenessa Gemelke (@gemelket) July 14, 2020
4. Turn it off!
You’re upset, aren’t you?
alien: these are your ancestors?? lmfaooo 💀😂😂
[shows me a video of a monkey jumpin around goin ooh ooh ah ah]
me: [getting really defensive] that was a long time ago. turn that off
— cory (@coolmathgame_) August 3, 2022
5. Oh, sorry about that…
Won’t happen again!
Well, well, well. Look who’s come crawling back. If it isn’t my one year old son I accidentally left at the park
— hb (@h3xenbrenner2) August 29, 2022
6. Yes, I did change.
And this is how I did it.
“you changed” bro i watched a new tv show and stole the personality of the character i liked the most
— Steve (@thahumorguy) August 31, 2022
7. Something to think about.
I think he’s right…
it’s insane that people call boston “beantown.” chicago has an actual 20 foot bean in the middle of their city and no one says a thing
— Kevin Burke (@Ke7inBurke) August 31, 2022
8. You can’t unsee that.
It’s just weird!
why are donkey kongs teeth retractable pic.twitter.com/ec7RODcBY4
— 🏳️🌈Dragonogon🏳️⚧️🐲🔱🎲🧟♀️🐙 (🐀) 🍉 (@Dragonogon) August 27, 2022
9. That’s all it took.
This is good to know…
Thank you!!!!!! Sobbing crying I am healed pic.twitter.com/R9j43zodzO
— Hannah Solow (@hamstertalk) June 9, 2022
10. You’ve really changed.
Remember the old days?
lifelong friendship is so funny. I once saw you drink four loko out of an ugg boot and now you have a son named Arnold
— Ruth Madievsky (@ruthmadievsky) August 27, 2022
11. I think she would love that!
It’s a classy move.
Imagine using one of these to grab a condom off the nightstand pic.twitter.com/jDTOjVqjWC
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) June 8, 2022
12. This is very true.
Just fall asleep!
stupid and humiliating that I have to court this body to sleep, something it should just do. I have to set a mood and do little rituals. that shouldn’t be my job. impractical animal that I am….
— JP (@jpbrammer) June 9, 2022
13. This is what he should call his next album.
It’ll be a big hit!
Got everybody at this party to agree with me that Ed Sheeran looks like the Stinky Cheese Man pic.twitter.com/ozP9erzBf7
— the federalist stinks!!!! (@rajandelman) October 2, 2022
14. That’s what I’m paying you for…
So, what do you have to say…?
therapist: why did you do that
me: ummm i don’t know babe u tell me
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) October 4, 2022
Now it’s your turn.
We want YOU to make US laugh.
Do you think you can handle that action?
Share some funny tweets with us in the comments.
Thanks in advance!
