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I had a married friend once tell me, “if you think dating someone can get heated, just wait until you get married. It’s like a kettle just waiting to explode at any moment.”

That sounds like a lot of fun! Right?!?!

Well, you do what you want with that information, but I think we can all agree that marriage takes a lot of patience and compromise…and sometimes those things only happen on one side.

Hey, we don’t make the rules, we just report them to you.

Take a look at these funny marriage tweets and let us know if any of these situations look familiar.

1. A classic Dad joke.

You had to do it!

2. That’s the ultimate test.

Yup, they’re good to go!

3. I think you know what’s for dinner…

Why even bother asking?

4. He’ll never find them there.

Women, take notice of this.

5. That sounds very HOT.

And very exciting! The thrill is not gone!

https://twitter.com/VisionBored1/status/1341035521812918274?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1341035521812918274%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ffunniest-marriage-tweets-dec-15-28_l_5fea415dc5b6acb5345a3c7d

6. This is what 40 looks like.

Hey, just embrace it!

7. It works every time.

I can picture him drifting off to sleep.

8. You got what you asked for.

Is there a problem?

9. Uh oh…you know he’s gonna mess this up.

There will be Hell to pay.

10. Do you see this new growth?

No. No, I don’t.

11. Well, someone has to be right.

Marriage sure is grand, isn’t it?

12. Don’t let him sleep soundly.

He definitely doesn’t deserve it.

13. What kind of a question of that?

Get that sh*t outta here!

How about you?

Is your old man or old lady driving you nuts right now or are you guys weathering the storm during the pandemic?

Talk to us in the comments and give us a life update!