Isn’t marriage just the best?

No worries, no fighting…just the two of you staring into each other’s eyes and falling in love all over again every single night over a candle-lit fire…

Yeah right! Who are we kidding?!?!

It’s a constant battle of Good vs. Evil, Right vs. Wrong…and we’ll leave it up to you to figure out who’s on the “correct” side of your own battles.

Well, now that we’ve come to grips with that reality, let’s enjoy some funny tweets about marriage! Here we go!

1. Hey, this is a great surprise!

Are you sure about that…?

2. Doesn’t seem fair, does it?

Hey, I’m trying to sleep over here!

3. This is some very good planning.

We got a smart one here!

4. Can we all stop doing this?

It’s enough to drive a person nuts!

5. That pretty much sums it up.

And if I were you I wouldn’t ask any questions…

6. That’s one way to prove a point…

Honey, why is there another bottle of A1 open in the fridge?

7. You don’t want to feel left all alone.

I can help you out with this.

8. Everything is firing on all cylinders.

You gotta love it!

9. Yeah, what about those parachute pants?

You should just probably keep your mouth shut…


10. Hey, it might be a good deal!

Give me all the details!

11. You’re really doing it, aren’t you?

Now it’s time to show you off!

12. Ummmmm, you did your nails?


Okay, now we want to hear from all the readers out there.

How’s your relationship with your significant other going these days?

Tell us what’s going on in the comments. And yes, we are your new therapists…