If Junk Food Had Honest Slogans, These Would Be the Funniest

Show me a person who doesn’t like junk food and I’ll show you someone who takes life entirely too seriously.

But for as much as we love to stuff our faces, we know deep down there’s no value in these munchies.

If our favorite snacks were honest, they might just have slogans like these.

15. Lay’s

You get 70% of what you pay for.

14. Toblerone

Forget it exists, then remember when you have to fly to Phoenix.

13. Girl Scout Cookies

How can you say no to that face?

12. Gatorade

The patron saint of the partier.

11. Tyson

I can’t believe it’s kinda chicken.

10. Tostito’s

Your shirt is made of crumbs now.

9. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter

We really need more incredulous foods on the market.

8. Burger King

His majesty is not amused.

7. Kraft Mac & Cheese

Why must we continue to play this game?

6. Hamburger Helper

Not sure who you think you’re helpin’, friend.

5. Ritz

I used to make a broke delicacy I called “Puddin on the Ritz.” Do not recommend.

4. Klondike

I dunno, I’d probably like…pay a dollar.

3. Chick-fil-A

Good chicken with a weird culty vibe.

2. Taco Bell

Fourth meal is the best meal.

1. Fla•Vor•Ice

No pain, no gain.

Reading through this list, I realize I have learned nothing because now all I want is Taco Bell. Again.

What’s your favorite junk food?

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