Show me a person who doesn’t like junk food and I’ll show you someone who takes life entirely too seriously.
But for as much as we love to stuff our faces, we know deep down there’s no value in these munchies.
If our favorite snacks were honest, they might just have slogans like these.
You get 70% of what you pay for.
Forget it exists, then remember when you have to fly to Phoenix.
13. Girl Scout Cookies
How can you say no to that face?
The patron saint of the partier.
I can’t believe it’s kinda chicken.
Your shirt is made of crumbs now.
9. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
We really need more incredulous foods on the market.
8. Burger King
His majesty is not amused.
7. Kraft Mac & Cheese
Why must we continue to play this game?
6. Hamburger Helper
Not sure who you think you’re helpin’, friend.
I used to make a broke delicacy I called “Puddin on the Ritz.” Do not recommend.
I dunno, I’d probably like…pay a dollar.
Good chicken with a weird culty vibe.
2. Taco Bell
Fourth meal is the best meal.
No pain, no gain.
Reading through this list, I realize I have learned nothing because now all I want is Taco Bell. Again.
What’s your favorite junk food?
Tell us in the comments.