It’s really not until you get a little bit older that you realize that your family is weird.
Whether you like it, or not…
But hey, don’t beat yourself up about it!
Just embrace the weirdness and enjoy it! That’s what these folks are doing!
1. What did you do?!?!
I’d like to know the backstory.
#MyFamilyIsWeird that we are most likely the reason for the no shoes no shirt no service signs and the reason that complete weather records only go back to the mid 70s in Ripley county Missouri
— Nate McGonigal (@NateMcGonigal) March 8, 2021
2. It could be a shoe!
You might have to wait a while for the other one.
— Meredith VanderHill (@meredithvh) March 9, 2021
3. A risky time to live.
But what a great time!
5 kids in my fam…we’d get drive-thru fast food…1st to yell “fries” when mom ordered laid claim to fries at the bottom of the bag…if 2 yelled simultaneously…other 3 kids voted…if no clear victor…those kids split the fries…was a risky time to live…
— Sean M. O'Donnell ???? (@SeanMODonnell1) March 8, 2021
4. I forgot…again…
No excuse for this one.
Every year my Aunt apologizes for forgetting my Dad’s birthday even though they are twins #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Vicki? (@Andwejigglelike) March 8, 2021
5. This is awesome.
Smart kid…he’s going places.
While grocery shopping, my son was aggravating me throughout the store. As we were checking out, I said “Brian! That’s enough!” With a straight face, he says, “Mom, it’s me, John, your son, Remember? You’re ok, it’s time for your medicine.” #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Helen Elizabeth (@HelenEl96490491) March 8, 2021
6. I bet guests love this.
What’s going on here?!?!
If someone at dinner asks you to pass something, we always pass it the long way…at least 3 times around the table before you actually get what you wanted. We do it to guests too. #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Marge (@margefootball) March 8, 2021
7. The turkey looks great this year, Mom.
Well, this is strange.
— NotJennifer (@stephsloser) March 8, 2021
8. This could be considered assault.
Good Lord, Mother!
My mom and I were in Michael’s craft store, and I turned around after I heard a woman scream, “Well, I NEVER!” My mom literally farted on someone. She thought she was being sneaky by walking backwards into a corner, not realizing there was a woman standing there.
— Can It Get Any Worse (@CanItGetAnyWor3) March 8, 2021
9. Turkey roulette.
I’d like to play!
My family likes to sit around my dads yard and count the turkeys they see running across the field, once you get to #3 you must take a drink. They call it turkey roulette.#MyFamilyIsWeird
— ?Marie/giggles??falpal?? ? (@marie_ishfr) March 8, 2021
10. Locked in.
This is a good one.
My dad once got locked IN a CVS w/o his phone. Was there around closing, no one saw him, they locked up & left. Our phone rings, I see “CVS” on caller ID. I pick up & hear my angry/embarrassed dad’s voice on the other end. We had to call the cops to get him out #MyFamilyIsWeird
— Will Presti (@WillPresti) March 8, 2021
11. I’m sure you weren’t embarrassed at all.
This one is really painful.
#MyFamilyIsWeird My mom interrupted my first college class because I didn’t answer my phone. So she called the school and said she thought someone was kicking my ass.
— Bill Bradley (@gumgumerson) March 8, 2021
Okay, now it’s time for all of you out there to come clean.
In the comments, tell us about some of the weird stuff that your family does.
We’d love to hear from you!