When I was in high school, college was really built up as this place that was super serious. Everything you do here is going to matter there, and it’s going to be TOUGH, so if you can’t hack it in here, you’re never gonna survive a university, and if you don’t survive a university, you’re never gonna be successful.
Turned out, all of that was wrong.
My high school was academically WAY more rigorous than my college, no one ever for the rest of my life cared about my GPA, and despite graduating with honors I managed not to be successful.
So take THAT, high school.
Twitter knows what I’m talking about.
They’ve been in my pocket for a while but I think they’re still good.
Middle school: "They won't tolerate this in high school."
HS: "This won't work in college."
College professor: "y'all want some milkduds?"
— Tyler Hickman (@TylerHickman9) September 16, 2015
9. What a drag
In HS you’re just learning the basics of how it’s SUPPOSED to work, in college you learn the horrors of how it actually does.
High school teachers won’t tell you their political views but college professors will drag the entire US government without a second thought
— mayo (@mayayahernandez) November 5, 2018
8. Strict and scary
When you’re in college, you’re literally going into debt to be in that class.
If you wanna slack off, that’s on you, they don’t care.
Why did high school teachers always make college professors sound so strict & scary when in reality they’re like, “What’s up, you can call me Andy, I illegally downloaded the text book if you need it & I also have a gambling problem.” Lmfaooo
— ?. (@metayamarkley) January 9, 2019
7. No joke!
And snapping while driving, which is neat.
Highschool teachers: College is no joke! Your professors are going to be way more strict!
My Professor’s snap story: pic.twitter.com/eQfKLEgvdK
— DrewbieDoobie (@DrewLindler) September 13, 2019
6. Put it up
Today we’re going to demonstrate the effects of…um…wind on…whatever, just look at this s**t.
High school teachers: “Your professors in college won’t put up with that”
College professors: pic.twitter.com/uiaU0YXFiY
— Rachel? (@racheldacquisto) September 12, 2019
5. The bell
Guess we’ll just wrap up early today.
high school teachers vs. college professors pic.twitter.com/bB9odnMUEN
— Serial Entreprenuer ? (@taelorjayy27) August 30, 2019
We’re traveling back in time!
High school: "we're only being this strict to prepare you for college"
College: *professor comes to class on Halloween in dinosaur costume*
— hayley dingler (@hayleynicole_11) October 31, 2016
3. Trail Mix Attack
PS. if this might kill you, maybe take precautions.
High school teachers: your college professors won’t be nearly as laid back as I am
My college professor: pic.twitter.com/CSAAeqB5LX
— Olivia Reed (@liv_reed17) October 5, 2019
2. Prof sick
I mean, I guess in a certain way they kind of ARE?
When high school teachers kept telling me college professors would be so much worse pic.twitter.com/8cxolTXCst
— bay (@baileyyknapp) March 12, 2019
1. The Amazing Race
But why are they moving like that?
High school teachers: your college professors are NOT going to put up with this
College professors: who wants to race in the parking lot pic.twitter.com/d00OknhwBX
— kt (@christensonkt) September 18, 2019
Who was the best or worst college professor you ever had?
Tell us in the comments.