Ah, the morning routine. Everybody’s got one. For me it involves a lot of not getting up, eventually getting up, then walking from one end of my apartment to another, and going back and forth several times before beginning to consider doing a thing.
It’s not ideal, but at least it doesn’t work.
What I was *not* aware of is that most pets out there ALSO have morning routines. And if these examples from Reddit are anything to go by, they might just put mine to shame.
15. One nightstand
Is food time now.
14. Another day in paradise
“Oh thanks gawd. You did me a heckin’ scare again.”
13. The rat attack
He knows what he’s doing.
12. First rays
Last one there is a rotten doggo.
11. Sweet treats
“If I don’t get ’em, nobody does.”
10. The big stretch
9. From the gecko
Just checkin’ in on each other.
8. So patient
Play time is nigh, I can feel it in my bones.
7. The toes knows
Looks like he’s swearing an oath or something.
This is a show of dominance.
5. Pillow, please
Shall we start the negotiations? The bidding begins at five scritches.
4. Shower police
Juno, you little perv.
3. Show me the boy
He and I have great plans this day.
2. The pug place
So impractical. So cute.
1. Squirrel gang
You will be overtaken soon.
I love my squirrelies!! I have plenty of peanuts but ran out of bird/squirrel food. Willing to risk my life going to Walmart tomorrow to buy more. Anything for my gang! I have at least a dozen that come to meet me at the back door every morning. from squirrels
Those are some good routines. And good animals. Just good times all around, I guess.
What’s your morning routine? How would you change it if you could?
Tell us in the comments.