I have to imagine that in the last 20 years that have been entirely new realms of psychology opened up and endlessly scrutinized as we learn the changing ways in which people interact given the platform of the internet.

On the one hand, we’re very careful not to say the wrong thing before a global audience, and tend not to be too merciful to those who aren’t careful.

On the other hand, we just kinda tell the world whatever about our personal lives and don’t really think twice about it.

Like in these tweets.

14. New record

“I don’t even know where to put these now.”

13. Toast of the town

Weirdly enough, just, I have been here.


12. A mess of contradictions

This is what it means to be human.

11. Extremely online

Yeah, that’s more or less how it happens.


10. Limited time only!

I cannot fathom anyone’s idea of a relaxing vacation including racing to a buffet counter at the crack of dawn.


9. Saving grace

The minute you’re born it’s already too expensive.

8. Red leather, yellow leather

And that’s how the snowball effect gets rolling.


7. Fine dining

Yeah but what do they say when you order an iced tea?

6. The roast limits

Alright. Not here. Not in front of everybody.

5. Vroom vroom

I don’t know about either thing which is why I’m of no use to anyone.

4. Clip clop

We make entire movies about brave horses who have no concept of what’s happening.

3. Waiting for your appointment

It’s true though! There’s the commuting to the appointment, the getting everything in order for it, giving yourself extra time not to be late, worrying about it, it eats your whole day.


2. Down for the count

Weirdly inspiring.

1. Hit the dab

Uh oh.

I must confess, those are all pretty funny.

What confessions would you like to unload on the internet today?

Leave them in the comments.