We all grow up believing lies that our parents, siblings, friends, and enemies tell us.
Some of the lies are big and important, some are little and insignificant, and some are just plain DUMB.
What I’m really trying to say is that we live in a world full of LIARS.
What are the dumbest lies that people actually believed?
Here’s what AskReddit users had to say.
1. How does this work?
“You give birth when the doctor puts a key in your belly button and opens it to get the baby.
Was mindblown a decade later when they told me how kids were actually manufactured.”
2. It’s poisonous!
“Growing up my dad told us kids that eating pie without ice cream was poisonous.
My mom thought it was funny until one day, when my dad was working out of town, she tried to feed us pie without ice cream and we all believed she was trying to poison us and would not eat it.”
3. He got away.
“My dad told me that one time, a leprechaun stole his newspaper off the front porch.
He didn’t get a good look at it, but he saw it running away down the street.
I believed that stupid story for yeeeeears.”
4. You made this?
“My grandma said she worked in a factory that made our Christmas presents.
I… I believed it longer than I care to admit… And I believed it despite knowing what she actually did for a living… I just didn’t put 2 and 2 together because of my tiny child monkey brain.
I was just so humbled and impressed that my nan made this Power Rangers action figure set.”
“In the 1800’s, a man named Denis Vrain-Lucas forged tens of thousands of fake letters from historical figures.
He made hundreds of thousands of francs from prominent French collectors by selling documents supposedly written by Biblical figures such as Judas, Mary Magdalene, and Pontius Pilate, and got away with it for years.
This would all be pretty understandable–except that all the letters were written in modern French, on watermarked paper.”
6. Can’t get over this one.
“When I was a toddler, my mom lied to me that when the ice cream van plays music it means that all the ice cream is gone.”
7. Not buying it.
“I was working for a midsized company.
One day we had a company meeting where the CEO gave a speech where someone asked if they were going to put in cubicles. The CEO swore that there would never be cubicles at a company he ran. We all believed him.
Three weeks later workers showed up and started assembling cubicles. Then we had meetings with our mangers where it was explained to us that they were not cubicles. They were ‘work stations’ and anyone who said the word cubicles would be fired.”
8. A popular one.
“For whatever reason, I went on for years thinking you just couldn’t turn the lights inside the car on.
One night, I was eighteen years old and went to drive home from work. I saw some cops on the side of the road and didn’t realize my overhead lights were on until I had already passed them.
I panicked and started wondering why they weren’t chasing me, but I guess that was the night where I figured it’s actually okay to have those lights on.”
9. I believed it!
“That gum took 7 years to digest if we accidentally swallowed it.
An older kid I knew also perpetuated this lie by telling me he had to get surgery to remove a big wad of gum that had accumulated in his stomach.
His mom backed him up.”
10. Compulsive liar.
“When I was a kid there was a guy maybe about 10 years older than me in our church.
He worked at a grocery store and drove a Camaro. we thought he was the coolest guy in the world. He was telling us that Phil Jackson would go into the grocery store all of the time and they were friends. This is believable since Phil lives in the area and most people have encountered him at least one time.
Phil told Camaro guy that Shaq and Kobe were coming to the area to stay with him and they needed someone to come play with them to keep their skills sharp. Camaro guy said he wanted to go but couldn’t because he had to work his minimum wage job.
At the time us kids were extremely impressed with this. As I got older and wiser, I realized there was no way Shaq and Kobe needed a 5’7″ overweight grocery store clerk to keep them NBA ready.”
11. Don’t drink that.
“That drinking pickle juice will dry your blood up.
My mom told me that (we’re from the South we believe a lot of stupid stuff). IDK where my mom got it.
When I pointed it out to my High School Home Ec teacher she just looked at me like I was a moron… and I was an honor student.
It’s actually good for muscle cramps.”
12. You fell for that?
“My dad had weird rules to music.
For the longest time I believe that Spotify would make me lose my hearing beacuse he told me that the app used a certain frequency that the army used to torment POWs.
Turned out he just didn’t like the fact I was listen to music he hadn’t pre approved.”
13. Very controversial.
“That Mormonism (The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints) was the one “True Church” even though everything it claims about itself is either a fraud or a lie according to all extant evidence.”
What do you think are some of the dumbest lies that people have believed?
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