If you’ve come here looking for ME to answer questions about the opposite gender, I have to say that you’re going to be sadly disappointed…because I don’t have the greatest track record in the world with the ladies, if you know what I’m saying.

And that’s why we’re going to hear from AskReddit users today about what they want the opposite gender to STOP doing.

Let’s see what they had to say.

1. Hands off.

“As a male nurse:

Stop touching me all the time. Woman are always touching my arm, touching my back, etc. Boundaries, JFC. I’ve had to tell a few women to stop and they roll their eyes at me because I’m a guy.

F**k off. Am I allowed to touch you whenever I want? Exactly.”

2. What’s the big deal?

“Stop having weird reactions when I (a male) am on solo baby duty.

Even my wife has brought up the weird reactions she gets from other women when she mentions I’ve got the baby solo.”

3. Let’s hear it.

“Stop waiting for the guy to start the conversation!

You matched me… you talk for once!”

4. Enough.

“Don’t comment on bulges in my pants/shorts it’s my phone or wallet.

I’m not happy to see you…”

5. Just being nice.

“I wish they’d stop taking politeness and courtesy as a come-on.

So many times I’ve been making small-talk and asked how their day was and immediately got hit with the ‘I HAVE A BOYFRIEND’.

Cool, how’s his day going also?”

6. Rude.

“Assuming I’m lying when I mention being a domestic a**se victim.

Honorable mention: Stop asking what I did to make her that mad. Ask a woman that and see how people react.”

7. Don’t make assumptions.

“Assuming that you’re competing against someone else to date me.

If I don’t feel that our relationship will bring more value to my life than I have when on my own, I’m not going to establish a relationship “just because.”

Relationships are effort, work and stress. If I don’t feel like you bring out my best, I’m going to respectfully and firmly say no.”

8. No, thanks.

“Saying “if momma ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.”

If I’m a jerk to my family, guess what? I am held accountable for my bad behavior.”

9. Make a decision!

“Figure out where the hell you really want to eat at.

Please for the love of all that is holy…”

10. Just friends.

“Ghosting me as soon as you find out I don’t want to have s** with you.

I just want to play some f**king video games.

Sorry my friendship apparently means jack s**t.”

11. Annoying.

“I don’t know if it’s just because I get lucky and keep meeting the same type of girl but…..expecting the guy to do everything on the date for you!

Like making the first move or even keeping the conversation going….. There are TWO people on this date, so there should be TWO people willing to actively taking part in it and any possible relationship that might result from it!

Again I’m sure not all women are like this, but given my experiences all I can say is it’s freakin annoying and hypocritical.”

12. Ghosted.

“Getting someone invested in you, talking daily and always making good conversation and checking on somebody after telling them you are interested, and then just to ghost them with no explanation.

And then come back a few months later with some BS.”

What do you wish the opposite gender would stop doing?

Sound off in the comments and let us know.

Thanks a lot!