Well, that’s life!
That’s what I like to say when the s**t hits the fan and it seems like all hope is lost…and my friends don’t seem to appreciate it too much…
Hmmm…
What’s your go-to saying when things go south?
Here’s what AskReddit users had to say.
1. I’d use it.
“Holy s**tballs, Batman!”
2. Good one.
“”Why am I on this f**king earth?”
I love saying this every time when things go wrong.”
3. Gotta be careful.
“”Well s**t then…”
I accidentally said “we’ll s**t” in a chat trying to say this.”
4. Hopefully.
“It’s gonna be ok…”
5. Classy.
“This is a fiasco!”
It makes the fail sound classy.”
6. Not at all.
“Well that’s not ideal, is it?”
7. Perfect an eye roll.
“Never a dull moment.”
8. We blew it.
“We fucked this up.
And by “we” I mean me and my multiple personalities.”
9. One of my favorites.
“It is what it is….”
10. That doesn’t sound good.
“Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh… everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you?”
11. Major.
“Well, that’s a major bummer.”
12. Good one, Mom.
“My mom says “And now for my next trick!” whenever she drops something in a loud, clattering ruckus.”
13. It’ll come right out.
“That’ll buff out.”
14. LOL.
“Looks like somebody picked a whole bouquet of oopsie daisies.”
15. True.
“Worse things have happened to better people.”
16. Might as well.
“Whenever I make a mistake or something does go terribly wrong I say “f**k it I’m going back to drinking”.”
17. Surprising.
“I’ve gotten into the habit of saying, “good golly miss molly”, to which my friends look at me with abject horror and surprise.”
18. I’m into it.
“There it is…the F**kening.”
19. Crash and burn.
“Good thing I’m not a pilot because I always crash and burn.”
20. I guess…
“I guess lll just go f**k myself then.”
21. Scooby!
“To this day, after like two decades of not seeing the cartoon and having never seen the live-action movie, I take a page from Scooby-Doo– “Ruh-roh!””
22. Silly.
“On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot.
It is a silly place…”
23. Definitely not.
““Well, that’s not ideal.”
24. All in the delivery.
“Oh, monkey!
It’s something I picked up from the senior engineer I worked with a couple decades ago. He had a much better delivery.”
25. Hahaha.
“If it’s one of my underlings I just say “it’s OK no big deal, you’re fired, but it’s OK”.”
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